What would be your greatest impression of a radical liberal carnard?

This would be mine, how dare we touch saddam hussein to pollute iraq with walmarts. We need to offer hugs to the terrorist they will be peaceful if we send the white doves song birds. It is not right terrorist do not have access to mtv at gitmo 24 7 like me. Oh by the way the bush administration is responisble for my car not starting. Oh well whats the difference the world is going to end in two years because Al gore stated he somehow developed the internet and probably realizes like me the worlds melting to fast at the time, it will be gone in 2 years. Oh wait I have to go now to shovel the snow from my car, got to go to work and pay taxes but first I am going to listen to young cheeze whiz or i mean young jeezys new rant on tv.